For the guy who has everything
Funny quote tees, hoodies and sweatshirts for dads, husbands and every guy who swears he doesn't want anything this Christmas.
Shop the Christmas Collections
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Christmas Gifts
Funny tees, hoodies and sweatshirts for every guy on your list —...
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Beer Lovers
Cheers to the holidays! Beer-themed tees, hoodies and sweatshirts for the guy...
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BBQ & Grill
For the pitmaster who lives low & slow. Smoky, saucy and seriously...
He won't say it. His shirt will.
Our best one-liners for dads, husbands and professional sarcasm experts. Flip through the board and find the one that sounds like him.
That's a horrible idea... hold my beer
Santa's sleigh leaves soon
Every Hatinu piece is printed to order — give yourself time to get it wrapped and under the tree.
How savage is he?
From harmless dad jokes to zero filter. Turn the dial to his level and we'll match the shirt.
Im Not Scared Of My Wife Funny Husband Marriage Quote T Shirt
$17.99
Funny Husband My Wife Gives Me Sound Advice Marriage Humor Shirt
$17.99
If Anything Made Me A Better Man It Was My Wife Funny Husband Tee
$17.99
I Drink What I Drink When I Drink Where I Drink I Just Have To Ask My Wife Shirt
$17.99
The 12 Days of Gifts
What's he into?
His & Hers
He gets the one-liner, she gets the comeback. Our new quote tees for her pair up perfectly with his — made for the couple photo by the tree.
The Biker & His Ol' Lady
Who's really in charge
Marriage, explained
Dad bod appreciation
Spoiled & proud
The ink couple
It’s The Most Wonderful Time For A Beer Shirt Funny Christmas Beer Graphic Tee for Men
It’s The Most Wonderful Time For A Beer Shirt Funny Christmas Beer Graphic Tee for Men
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Pick his style
T-shirt
- Soft cotton he'll wear all year
- Easy to layer under a flannel
- The go-to for BBQs and game day
Hoodie
- The warmest of the three
- Hood and front pocket for chilly days
- Perfect for bonfires and the boat ramp
Sweatshirt
- Classic crewneck fit
- Layers well over a tee
- Great for the office or the bar
The Holiday Gift Guide for Him
Stuck on what to get the guy who has everything? Pick his passion — ice-cold beer, low & slow BBQ or a weekend on the water — then choose a T-shirt, Hoodie or Sweatshirt. Every design is printed to order and made to get a laugh when the wrapping paper comes off.
THE HOLIDAY RULE
“Eat, drink and be merry. Then grill some more.”
Funny shirts, cozy hoodies and warm sweatshirts — wrapped up for the best season of the year.
HOLIDAY FAQ
How do I know which size to choose?
How do I know which size to choose?
Fit is everything. Since every piece is printed on demand, we do not offer returns or exchanges if you order the wrong size. To ensure the perfect fit, please check the Size Guide linked on every product page before adding items to your cart. Grab his favorite tee or hoodie, lay it flat, measure it, and compare it to our chart!
I made a mistake! Can I change or cancel my order?
I made a mistake! Can I change or cancel my order?
We move fast to get your order into production. You have a 12-hour window after placing your order to contact us at support@hatinu.com for any changes (size, color, shipping address) or to cancel it completely. After 12 hours, your order is locked into the printing process and cannot be modified or canceled.
How much does shipping cost?
How much does shipping cost?
We keep it simple with flat-rate shipping:
- US Standard: $6.99 (free on eligible U.S. orders of $149+)
- US Express: $14.99
- International: $19.99 (free on orders of $199+)
How long will it take to get my order?
How long will it take to get my order?
Every piece is printed to order, so please allow 1-3 business days for printing and packing. Shipping then takes 3-5 business days with US Standard, 2-3 business days with US Express, or 8-12 business days internationally. Shopping for Christmas? Order early so your gift arrives in time to go under the tree.