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I Only Drink Beer 3 Days A Week Yesterday Today Tomorrow Shirt Funny Beer Drinking Graphic Tee Gift for Men

I Only Drink Beer 3 Days A Week Yesterday Today Tomorrow Shirt Funny Beer Drinking Graphic Tee Gift for Men

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I Only Drink Beer 3 Days A Week Yesterday Today Tomorrow Shirt Funny Beer Drinking Graphic Tee Gift for Men

I Only Drink Beer 3 Days A Week Yesterday Today Tomorrow Shirt Funny Beer Drinking Graphic Tee Gift for Men

Regular price $17.99
Regular price $17.99 Sale price $23.39
SAVE 23% Sold out
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  • 100% U.S. cotton with soft cotton technology for improved comfort, printability, and durability.
  • Some heather and specialty colors contain cotton/polyester blends.
  • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²).
  • Classic fit with ribbed collar and taped neck and shoulders.
  • Seamless body for a smooth, comfortable fit.
  • Made with OEKO-TEX certified, low-impact dyes.
  • Natural color may contain small darker cotton specks.
  • Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors.
  • Use mild detergent.
  • Do not bleach.
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results.
  • Do not iron directly on the printed design.
  • Do not dry clean.

Every Hatinu piece is printed to order just for you.

  • Production time: 1 – 3 business days.
  • United States:
    • Standard shipping: $6.99 flat rate, delivered in 3 – 5 business days (free on eligible U.S. orders of $149+).
    • Express shipping: $14.99 flat rate, delivered in 2 – 3 business days.
  • International: $19.99 flat rate, delivered in 8 – 12 business days (free on orders of $199+).

Note: Total delivery time = Production time + Shipping time.

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I Only Drink Beer 3 Days A Week Yesterday Today Tomorrow Shirt Funny Beer Drinking Graphic Tee Gift for Men

Beer humor, clever wordplay, and a perfectly flexible drinking schedule come together in the I Only Drink Beer 3 Days A Week Yesterday Today Tomorrow Shirt Funny Beer Drinking Graphic Tee Gift for Men. Featuring the hilarious message "I Only Drink Beer 3 Days A Week: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow," this graphic tee is made for guys who enjoy a cold beer and never let the calendar get in the way of a good joke.

The playful drinking message gives this shirt an easygoing personality that's perfect for casual weekends and social gatherings. Wear it to backyard BBQs, pub nights, beer festivals, tailgates, bachelor parties, camping trips, game nights, vacations, or happy hour for an instant conversation starter among friends who understand the logic.

Perfect Gift For

  • Men who enjoy funny beer and drinking-themed graphic tees.
  • Beer lovers, happy hour fans, and pub regulars.
  • Dads, husbands, brothers, boyfriends, friends, and drinking buddies.
  • Campers, tailgaters, grill masters, and weekend party crews.
  • Birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas, bachelor parties, retirement parties, and casual celebrations.
  • Anyone who believes yesterday, today, and tomorrow are the only three drinking days that matter.

Why You'll Love It

I Only Drink Beer 3 Days A Week Yesterday Today Tomorrow Shirt Funny Beer Drinking Graphic Tee Gift for Men combines a classic beer joke with clever calendar-inspired humor. The punchline turns a supposedly limited drinking schedule into an everyday excuse for a cold one, making it a memorable shirt for beer fans with a playful sense of humor.

  • Funny Beer Message: Features the joke "I Only Drink Beer 3 Days A Week: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow."
  • Clever Drinking Humor: Uses playful wordplay to turn three days into an ongoing beer schedule.
  • Beer Lover Style: Perfect for guys who enjoy cold drinks and lighthearted comedy.
  • Weekend-Ready Graphic: Great for bars, BBQs, camping, tailgates, vacations, and parties.
  • Conversation Starter: A relatable drinking joke that's sure to get laughs from fellow beer fans.
  • Funny Gift Idea: Great for dads, husbands, brothers, boyfriends, coworkers, friends, and drinking buddies.

Why limit beer to the weekend when yesterday, today, and tomorrow cover everything? This funny beer drinking graphic tee is made for men who appreciate cold drinks, clever jokes, and a schedule that's easy to remember.

Production & Delivery

  • Made-to-Order: Every item is printed specifically for you upon ordering. Production time is 1 – 3 business days.
  • US Standard Shipping: $6.99 flat rate, delivered in 3 – 5 business days (free on eligible U.S. orders of $149+).
  • US Express Shipping: $14.99 flat rate, delivered in 2 – 3 business days.
  • International Shipping: $19.99 flat rate, delivered in 8 – 12 business days (free on orders of $199+).
  • Note: Total delivery time = Production time + Shipping time. Delivery estimates do not include weekends or public holidays.

Returns & Replacements

  • 7-Day Guarantee: You are eligible for a free replacement or a full refund within 7 days of delivery if there is an issue on our end.
  • What is Covered: We will fix it at no cost if the product arrives damaged/defective, we send the wrong size/color/item, or the print substantially differs from the artwork shown on the website.
  • What is Not Covered: Because items are made on-demand, we cannot offer refunds or exchanges for ordering the wrong size, buyer's remorse, or worn/used items. Minor color variations due to monitor settings are also not considered defects.

(Please refer closely to the Size Guide before checking out!)

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Crafted with medium-heavy fabric (5.3 oz/yd²), this t-shirt is built to last.

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Premium Comfort

Made from 100% US cotton (fiber content may vary slightly for heather colors), it offers a soft, breathable feel that provides all-day comfort.

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The Perfect Printing Canvas

Its smooth, specially spun fibers create a highly receptive surface for printing, ensuring your designs come out looking sharp, vibrant, and highly detailed.

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Gift it in 3 easy steps

  1. Pick his passion

    Beer, BBQ or fishing — find the design that sounds just like him.

  2. Choose the style

    T-shirt, Hoodie or Sweatshirt, in his color and size. Check the size guide first.

  3. Wrap & watch him laugh

    We print it to order and ship it to your door, ready to go under the tree.